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: As the referee counted to three, the promoter—a man wearing a suit three sizes too small—slid into the ring. He didn't come to stop the match; he came to tell The Glitch that his salary had been cut by 50% because he spent too much money on the hot dog.
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Just five minutes ago, The Glitch had been backstage, accidentally walking into a brick wall so hard he clipped through the floor. Now, he was facing the world champion, a titan of muscle who looked like he’d been carved from granite. The match began with a standard lock-up, but
: The champion attempted a simple suplex, but instead of hitting the mat, both wrestlers began spinning uncontrollably in mid-air like a human propeller.
: A fan threw a hot dog into the ring. The Glitch picked it up, and through some miracle of physics, used it to knock the champion unconscious with a single "thwack." Rather than providing a download link, I can
The arena was a humid box of sweat and cheap pyrotechnics. In the center of the ring stood , a wrestler whose career had been a series of bizarre accidents. He wasn't the strongest or the fastest, but he was certainly the strangest.