It wasn't just a "town crier outfit to buy"—it was a transformation.
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The busy morning commuters froze. For a second, the honking taxis and buzzing smartphones went silent. Silas realized he didn't actually have any news to share, so he shouted the first thing he saw on a nearby chalkboard: It wasn't just a "town crier outfit to