Sam looked up at the "Close" button in the top right corner of the universe.
"Careful, Sam. If the user moves the mouse too fast, the whole reality will crash."
With a bleep and a bloop, the guard vanished into a puff of 8-bit smoke.
The phrase reads like a classic piece of "search engine optimization" (SEO) word salad from the early 2000s—the kind of title you'd find on a sketchy file-sharing site promising a 4GB game shrunk down to 5MB.