If the video actually played, the quality was usually "CCTV-at-midnight." The RMVB format was famous for turning skin tones into a collection of beige squares and making any fast movement look like a glitch in the Matrix. 🛠️ Technical Context
Rarely did these files contain what the title promised. Upon opening, you were most likely greeted by: SEXY GIRL (1067) rmvb
You likely waited three days for this 350MB file to finish. If the video actually played, the quality was