Watch these clips to see the rare moment Alan actually beats Charlie to the girl:
: "I don't know! It's been so long since anybody's touched me!" [S1E16] That Was Saliva, Alan
: "Alan? ... It’s been so long since anybody’s touched me!" Watch these clips to see the rare moment
: Frankie finally reveals why she's on the run: she is fleeing her deceased husband's wealthy parents, who are trying to have her declared mentally incompetent to gain custody of her daughter, Joanie. It’s been so long since anybody’s touched me
: Meanwhile, Joanie develops a major crush on Jake , following him around despite his complete lack of interest.
: In a surprising twist, Frankie finds herself attracted to Alan's caring nature rather than Charlie's usual bachelor charm. This leaves Charlie feeling like the "extra guy" and genuinely shocked that Alan "won" for once.