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He tapped his glass-lens spectacles. A progress bar appeared in his vision: Downloading Humorous Logic... 100%.

Then he saw the ad:

Suddenly, the world shifted. Toby looked at a clock. Instead of "4:00," the clock face read: "Almost snack time, but not quite dinner time." Download funny counting।

He looked at his own hand again. He didn't see three fingers and static. He saw: "Five little meat-sticks ready for a piano." He tapped his glass-lens spectacles

Toby smiled. The download was a success. He didn't need to count anymore; he just needed to feel the "vibe" of the quantity. As he walked home, he passed a sign that used to say "Speed Limit 35." Now it just said: "Zippity-doo-dah." He started to run. Download funny counting।